If the subject is food, my mind can work in
mysterious ways. When our editor asked me to take a combined
look at two restaurants with decidedly French names and
largely French cuisines, I immediately thought of an American
novelette and an English opera.
Based on Herman Melville’s
Billy Budd, Foretopman, Benjamin Britten’s Billy Budd is set
on a British battleship during the Napoleonic Wars. The
officers voice an antipathy for the French that many Americans
recently seemed to share. “Don’t like the French,” the sailing
master sniffs. “Don’t like their frenchified ways.” The
captain and his staff call France “the eternal enemy of
righteousness” and proclaim their preference for “British
brawn and beef” over the stereotypical slim-line Parisian
physique and the foffy grub they imagined their super-refined
enemies ate in 1797.
Similar sentiments were
pretty popular in this country just a few years ago, when
relations between the two nations suggested the rivalry
between Houston and Dallas. When France opposed the 2003
invasion of Iraq, boycotts of French goods were called for,
the cafeterias serving the U.S. House of Representatives were
ordered to start serving freedom fried and freedom toast, and
a downtown Houston restaurant with a French-sounding name
changed its moniker after vandals hit the place.
Those days appear to be
over, and local foodies can be glad that the two more or less
Gallic-oriented eateries discussed below seem to be thriving.
Named
after French cities, both restaurants toss around the (not
always correctly spelled) French names and categories of their
dishes, but Bistro Calais, located in the historic
house that’s more than a century old, goes Bistro Toulouse one
better. Its menu boasts a couple of complete French sentences.
It also hews more closely to traditional French fare, even
though such flagrantly Yankee and even global entrees as
seafood gumbo, chicken curry, Cobb salad, and chicken and
dumplings turn up on the off-menu chalkboard.
Brie, a classic French
cheese that dates back at least as far as Charlemagne, is
baked and served with pistachios and a fruit coulis. Calamari
are given an allegedly Provencal treatment, which consists of
sautéing rings of naked squid rather than breading and
deep-frying them, then partnering them with a robust red salsa
that packs some heat.
Shifting my focus from
Provence to Nice, I sampled the salade Nicoise, another French
staple. Bistro Calais’s version topped a heap of greens with
canned tuna, skinny green beans cooked nicely al dente, golden
brown chunks of roasted new potato, a cut-up-hard boiled egg,
a slew of tangy olives and (yay!) probably more anchovies that
the average Houston pizza parlor sells in a month.
I ordered the Salade Nicoise
as an appetizer, but it was plenty big and substantial enough
to be a meal in itself. But that would have meant foregoing
the superb entrees on tap in Bistro Calais’s pleasant dining
room, hung with shiny copper pots and overlooking a pretty
mini-park with a glass green house that’s a popular reception
venue.
Sweet and tart marry
beautifully in the sticky black cherry citrus sauce glazing a
roasted duck breast. For a heartier and equally flavorful
meal, a double-cut pork chop the size of a softball but as
tender as can be is treated to both fruit (apples) and brandy.
And Bistro Calais’s steak frites, the signature dish of every
French bistro, would doubtless please even the jingoistic
beefeaters in Billy Budd with its sizable cut of tasty meat
and crisp French/freedom fries.
Calais is in the north of
France, and, like Provence and Nice, Toulouse is in the south.
Bistro Toulouse’s southern exposure doesn’t stop at the
Mediterranean shoreline. The kitchen in this cozy eatery
crosses the water to gather ingredients from North Africa and
then heads a few thousand miles due west to the Gulf Coast and
beyond to borrow some Cajun and Mexican influences. The
culinary globetrotting may be a little disorienting, but the
plates are usually most enjoyable.
Thus, two nifty alternatives
to such inarguably French starters as onion soup and mussels
steamed in wine with Toulouse sausage are Creole crawfish
cakes and beer-battered artichoke hearts with harissa (a North
African hot sauce), cotija cheese and a chipotle-spiked aioli.
I am happy to report that the crawfish cakes, encrusted with
panko (Japanese bread crumbs) and enlivened by a Champagne
vinegar Remoulade, are terrific, and the artichokes have as
much kick as the liveliest can-can dancer.
Delicious, fall-off-the-bone
lamb short ribs braised in Cabernet Sauvignon, which would
pass muster in any French bistro, are globalized with a dash
of kecap (pronounced ketchup) manis, an Indonesian condiment
similar to a sweet soy sauce that here has a vaguely
barbecue-y flavor. “Loaded Potatoes Anna” earn the warning
qualifier by embellishing the rich, buttery classic. Artfully
arranged layers of Yukon Gold potatoes are fattened with
bacon, cheddar cheese, and chives before being baked in a
mould, and the plate-size serving would fill a foursome. Pork
braised in milk laced with vanilla was less appealing,
however, its sweet sauce seeming more suited to an ice cream
sundae than a meat dish.
Laurels for desserts and
complimentary starters are shared equally. At Bistro Calais,
diners warm up with bread dipped in oil fortified with
balsamic vinegar and herbs. At Bistro Toulouse, they much on
black and green olives nestled in a puddle of light olive oil
tantalizingly tinged with lemon. Toulouse’s pumpkin crème
brulee is an exemplary flan paired with a pumpkin-flavored
wafer, and the addictive mocha chocolate cup is a bracingly
caffeinated chocolate mousse served in an espresso mug.
Calais’s lemon tart is basically a world-class version of
chess pie, and in the profiteroles, dabs of vanilla ice cream
nestle inside cloaks of puff pastry under mantles of luscious
chocolate.
In short, both of these
restaurants tastily promote America’s rapprochement with the
land that give us Lafayette.